DATED: 2015
Tim Commerford was invented by freemasons to hide Captain Kidd's treasure in the DNA of JFK's alien baby, and this is proven scientifically through the astrological sign Leo when you switch around the letters in Leo, it's ELO which is Da Vinci's premonition of the song "Mr. Blue Sky," that clearly states how Nostradamus evoked the Swiss bank to move King Tut's sarcophagus from Easter Island to its final resting place in Egypt where early 20th Century Egyptologists paid Alan Shepherd to decode Catcher in the Rye which was originally written by John Lennon and MLK after they and Shepherd traveled through time-space on the eighth paralleled portal in the Sargasso Sea to meet Stanley Kubrick on the moon where longitude and latitude numbers in Morse spell out 'BUZZ' which is the first link between Buzz Aldrin and Tom Commerford, who were both originally Knights Templar sent by Jesus' second cousin, Steve, to destroy the twin towers with Roman Candles and pixie dust, which is Frank Black's darkest secret: the devil is 6, god is 7, Pixie Dust is 8 while the 9th day of the equinox is Kurzweil's singularity, which was y2k before it was the end of the Mayan calendar and a punchbowl filled with cyanide literally in a nutshell, like crunchy Jif that can only be paired with Welches grape jelly.